Sigh.

I think I have enough material for this. Not that it'll stop here though.

DISCLAIMER: The content below is not of the imagination of the writer of this blog. May be inappropriate for viewing by stable minded people.

• [Referring to the Ugly Truth vibrating inner wear] "Why would someone do that? Isn't shoving something in way better?!"
• "Go jump. *pauses and thinks*Into a volcano.*pauses and thinks* Head first."
• "Go jump. *pauses and thinks* into a frying pan."
• "Go jump. Off the Niagra falls."
• "Go jump. Into a big pot of paani."
• "Go jump. Into a deep pit. With mud. And dirty pigs in it."
• "I have a doubt. Is Russel Crowe Sheryl Crowe's wife?"
• "I just suddenly felt like rolling around in a big transparent cushiony ball...
  I will dream about big cushiony balls."
• "I'm feeling very mushy now."
• "I'll step on your foot till your intestines fall out."
• "Stuff something down your throat. *pauses and thinks* That tastes horrible."
• Me: "How come you breathe so hard some times?" Ans: "I'll breathe, what's your problem? My lungs need some air."
• "If you lose my phone... I will lose you!"
• Me: "Why do you sing when you talk?" Ans: "I can't help it! Things like that are very unconscious!"
• Me: "Tarantino's brilliant!" Ans: "Tarantino's some movie no?"
• "You can delete a status on facebook?!"
• "I will punch your face and make it one chapathi!"
• "Shove an.... agarbathi up your nose!"
• "You've seen a handkerchief no? A wet one? How you wring that? I'll do that to you!"
• "I'll push one pencil through your hand!"
• "I'll take a fork and pull your tongue out!"
• "When you die when I kill you, do you think that'll be funny?"
• "I want to wear rings on each of my fingers and punch you." Isn't that what brass knuckles are for?
• "I'll take a candlestick and hit you till you faint. Then I'll poke you through your cheeks till your disfigured and... dead!" 
• "That French Prime Minister.. Bruno something."  Me: "You mean Carla Bruni?" 
• "I need to watch this bit of the episode...please stay online...i might freak and pause to talk to you. it's a damn freaky episode." Any guesses? Dexter? Ghost Whisperer? The Walking Dead? Nope. One Tree Hill.
• "I just swallowed chewing gum. Will I die?" 
• "Amma kitchenig hogide." 
• "Amma yellide?"
•  "HOW am I supposed to know that I have Xerox at home?" 
• " In the silence of the night,The waves danced to the moonlight..So dazzling and bright, It was a wonderful sight....See? I'm an awesome poet :D ...you're just jealous you don't have such talent."  
• "Go bury yourself. In a bathtub."  o.O
• "I'll hit you! With my weighing machine."
• "I'll dye your eyebrows red. So when you look in the mirror you'll freak!"
• "Hyst wakinbup" (via Text Message)

So the subject under consideration has a few amazingly jatang t-shirts whose awesomeness cannot be described. Like person like t-shirts? =P

    

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